writing essays for dummies
here is my foolproof essay writing template:
"Sorry, I did not understand the question. But here are some of my thoughts:
[Insert anything you know about the paper here. Doesn't have to relate to the question. As long is it sounds fancy and like you know what you are talking about.]
Bless your socks. Love from [insert name here]"
(this post isn't actually about writing essays. it is an analogy. 10 points if you can work out what it is an analogy for.)