chocolate is stupid

well, it is.

Monday, May 21, 2007


ooh yea, that's right baby. this sunday is natalie's birthday.

now, obviously you want to celebrate this occasion by buying me stuff. i don't blame you.

this is want i want:
a goat

some of you may feel the need to buy me other stuff.
in that case, i need:
- a car (automatic)
- to repay my student loan
- my cat back
- a degree
- a job
- a nice boyfriend :D

but seeing as most of you are not rich, or God, i also neeeeeeed (i thought you looooved meeeeee):
- to learn to drive
- to borrow your ball dress
- hugs, and constant attention
- one of those ball things that attaches to your hand with elastic and when you throw it, it comes back to you and hits you in the face

thank you for your help. together, we can make natalie a better place.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

your orders

you must go to this post on huggies' blog if you have not seen it already.
pure genius.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

look what i found

before and after

Friday, May 04, 2007