ooh yea, that's right baby. this sunday is natalie's birthday.
now, obviously you want to celebrate this occasion by buying me stuff. i don't blame you.
this is want i want:
some of you may feel the need to buy me other stuff.
in that case, i need:
- a car (automatic)
- to repay my student loan
- my cat back
- a degree
- a job
- a nice boyfriend :D
but seeing as most of you are not rich, or God, i also neeeeeeed (i thought you looooved meeeeee):
- to learn to drive
- to borrow your ball dress
- hugs, and constant attention
- one of those ball things that attaches to your hand with elastic and when you throw it, it comes back to you and hits you in the face
thank you for your help. together, we can make natalie a better place.