chocolate is stupid

well, it is.

Friday, December 23, 2005


it is thundering outside. it is pretty exciting, especially cos it was so sunny this morning and now it is all dark with clouds and raining and thundering. but still hot.

anyway, today i am going to talk about christmas. because i like christmas. i really, really do. well, maybe not so much the day itself, but i love all the build up, i love the carols and the singing the most but i also love the decorating and buying things for people and wrapping things up and i love the way that everyone gets all happy and excited and people do things spontaneously and randomly "because it's christmas" and i love that you get a whole lot of non-christians quite happily singing Jesus songs and i love that right now i am sitting at my desk, "working", wearing an orange paper hat and my christmas cat socks and listening to the city on a hill christmas cd and no one thinks i'm weird, they just look at me and think "oh look, she is getting into the spirit of christmas, good for her!". or maybe they think i'm weird. who knows. the point is, it is christmas so it doesn't matter.

this year the thing i have gotten most excited about is one word: Emmanuel. i mean that pretty much sums it up doesn't it? God with us. this is the day he physically came to be with us and i don't know about you but i think that is pretty fantastic. he is with us and he will never leave us.
that is why i am partying hard.

bring on the carols and the rain!!!!

Thursday, December 15, 2005


i danced. i played.
and i fell over.
i fell over pretty bad, in fact it was more like falling down a flight of stairs.

maybe i should give up and become a rubbish man.

quick, someone give me something to sing!!!!

Thursday, December 08, 2005

tell me a story.

i like stories.
go on, tell me one.
if it is good you can come to my birthday party.
it has to be good though. no fighting, no explosions, no guns and no hayley westenra.
and a decent length to allow for some kind of development.
i don't really mind what you develop as long as it is developed.
bonne chance!

Tuesday, December 06, 2005


we played secret santa at work today. i got pots. when i said that, my boss assumed i had been given pot. he said he wasn't surprised. i feel indignant.
i bought an umbrella today, it has a lovely handle and it is good for poking people with and opening things. and for keeping the rain out. though since i got it every time i have been outside the rain has stopped. again, i feel indignant.