chocolate is stupid

well, it is.

Monday, May 21, 2007

princess=me

ooh yea, that's right baby. this sunday is natalie's birthday.

now, obviously you want to celebrate this occasion by buying me stuff. i don't blame you.

this is want i want:
chickens
or
a goat


some of you may feel the need to buy me other stuff.
in that case, i need:
- a car (automatic)
- to repay my student loan
- my cat back
- a degree
- a job
- a nice boyfriend :D

but seeing as most of you are not rich, or God, i also neeeeeeed (i thought you looooved meeeeee):
- to learn to drive
- to borrow your ball dress
- hugs, and constant attention
- one of those ball things that attaches to your hand with elastic and when you throw it, it comes back to you and hits you in the face


thank you for your help. together, we can make natalie a better place.

4 Comments:

At 25 May 2007 at 11:08 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm...not enough comments here

"What did the Tibetian monk say to the hot dog vendor?"

 
At 25 May 2007 at 11:08 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's not how you spell Tibetan. That'll teach me to cut & paste...

 
At 26 May 2007 at 12:26 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What?

 
At 26 May 2007 at 4:04 pm, Blogger Natalie said...

"I would like a hot dog please."

 

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