turns out huggies actually doesn't know everything
she told me so herself - who would have thought?
i am thinking of becoming a recluse. no more leaving the house. no more talking to people. no more meeting stupid boys. no more worrying about what people think. i can eat dandelions and sleep all day with my cat. at night i will venture out to the mailbox. all the neighbourhood children will fear me.
and so they should.
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3 Comments:
You sound scarey!!
That's because he is.
That sounds like a brilliant idea. Reclusive is totally the lifestyle. Just make sure you are stocked with copious quantities of muesli. Life without a muesli is a life not worth living.
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