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Thursday, December 21, 2006

to ponder

if a tree fell down in a forest and chuck norris wasn't there to hear it, would it make any noise?

8 Comments:

At 21 December 2006 at 6:01 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure that nothing counts if Chuck Norris isn't there.

 
At 22 December 2006 at 9:57 am, Blogger Pete Williamson said...

Of course it would make a sound. Sound is simply vibrations interpreted by an ear, and I can assure you that Chuck Norris' presence is quite irrelevant to the ability of an ear to interpret vibrations.

 
At 22 December 2006 at 10:23 am, Blogger Natalie said...

yea, well, YOUR FACE is irrelevant.

 
At 22 December 2006 at 11:36 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you speak, and Chuck Norris isn't there to hear it, did you make a noise?

 
At 22 December 2006 at 12:36 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If a girl tries on clothes, and Chuck Norris isn't there to see, is she still fat?

 
At 23 December 2006 at 11:06 am, Blogger essie said...

do you think Chuck Norris knows he's so well thought of?

 
At 23 December 2006 at 11:14 am, Blogger Natalie said...

chuck norris knows all.

 
At 24 December 2006 at 8:36 am, Blogger Unknown said...

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around, Chuck Norris knows.

Chuck Norris always knows.

 

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