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Thursday, January 04, 2007

points task

i am feeling like i want to give out some more points.
i am feeling generous.

here is a quiz:

1. what do i want to be when i grow up?

2. why do women have small feet?

3. who sat down appalled until the evening sacrifice?

4. who said "that doesn't make sense to me...but then, you are very small"?

5. what part did i play in my primary school production of Peter Pan?

6. what is the name of the band i was in during form 2? (bonus points if you can name any of our songs!)

7. what will i be doing in ten years time?

8. who is the best hobbit and why?

9. who said "go on up, you baldhead!"

10. why do you think God gave you legs?

11. what is the best jars of clay song ever?

12. complete this song lyric:
"maybe something's coming right/the situation's ..... ... ....."
(bonus points if you can name the other songs from this album. a thousand points if you sing one of them to me!)


points will be awarded for correct answers, answers that i like, and impressive use of non-internet research skills.
all of you anonymous readers who do not comment, now is your time to shine!!!

15 Comments:

At 4 January 2007 at 10:35 pm, Blogger essie said...

I have posted my guesses on my blog so no-one can steal my answers.

[yes, I do realise that last statement was completely illogical].

I say guesses because I am obviously a BAD FRIEND who doesn't know everything. Sigh.

Good thing I don't really need more points :)

 
At 5 January 2007 at 12:07 am, Blogger Unknown said...

1. You want to be in hi 5
2. Because they have small shoes
3. Paul
4. Treebeard
5. Was it the Maori version of Tiger Lily?
6. Is that the one that did the regurgitating blubber song?
7. You will be doing a well-paid but fairly slack job for a government department
8. Sam, because girls are silly
9. No clue
10. To walk into my kitchen and Cook Me Some Eggs!!!
11. Favorite Monsters? (I always like Crazy Times)
12 "turned to poo". Same album as "the poo song" and "numbers less than 1".

 
At 5 January 2007 at 8:25 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Someone who works in the kitchen
2. So they can get closer to the stove/sink
3. Ezra
4. Someone who knows you
5. One of the insignificant children
6. You were in a band?
7. Cooking eggs
8. Pippin. My server is named after him.
9. The bunch of youths, or little children depending on your translation, taunting Elisha
10. To use them
11. Flood
12. black and white.
Depending on which CD you got it off:
The All New Adventures Of...:
* Creator
* Life in '85
* Life of Mine
* Live it Up
* Love Song
* Rescue Plan
* Whoa
The Lads:
* Coffee With Jesus
* Creator
* Elementary
* Favourite Time
* Goodbye To You
* I Give It All
* I Got You
* If I Carry On This Way
* Life Of Mine
* Ode To Joy
* Standing In The Sun

 
At 5 January 2007 at 10:38 am, Blogger Gareth Bezett said...

1) Tall
2) They squeeze them into little shoes all the time and they can't grow
3)Chuck Norris
4)Me, to you
5)Understudy to 3rd tree
6)The Grime
7)Growing your cat collection
8)Fatty Bolger
9)The Doorman ar Kirk's
10)To go in my cool new pants
11)The one about Christian stuff, with the instruments
12)made of tripe

 
At 5 January 2007 at 2:49 pm, Blogger Gareth Bezett said...

in case my answer to 8 is not self-evident, the reason is because his name is Fatty.

 
At 5 January 2007 at 7:44 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So this is what you spend your time doing instead of keeping me entertained at work???

We missed your interesting sense of humour.

I hear that spending time at the beach (near Masterton I might point out) was much more interesting than joining us - I'm hurt.

Have no idea to any of your questions but at least I know that you are a huge fan of The Babysitters club (what other person over the age of 14 can tell you the names of Mallory's seven brothers and sisters?), Full House and The Gilmore Girls - do I get any points for that?

 
At 5 January 2007 at 10:34 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Cheese Maker
2. otherwise they'd be guys
3. Paul...and he was still a Paul after the sacrifice
4. an Ent
5. Smee
6. You were part of "Tootsie and the Banana Chicks" and some of your songs include 'Rock me like there's no tomorrow!', 'Mr. Potato Head is my friend', 'Never run with scissors (unless they're pointing at the floor)', and 'I wanna be a Cheese Maker!'
7. asking yourself what you'll be doing in 10 years time
8. Gimli
9. Mrs. Baldhead
10. so we had something to attach our feet to!
11. the one where they sing about the thing, and have that guy singing with them. you know the one...
12. "looking like that other situation where something else came right."

 
At 6 January 2007 at 11:43 am, Blogger Natalie said...

yes, natasha, you do :)
i was going to put in baby sitters club, gilmore girls and full house questions but i thought i had better be fair to all my readers who do not have such excellent taste in books and television as i do.

 
At 6 January 2007 at 2:13 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just because some people like to read decent books

 
At 8 January 2007 at 9:06 pm, Blogger Michelle Mama Bear said...

I have NO idea!
I should get to know you better!

(Thanks for the points you've given me! I don't know what I did to get them... but thanks anyway!
That's unless of course you have another reader called Michelle who scored them and not me!! )

 
At 8 January 2007 at 9:33 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just noticed I got an extra 0.8 points from somewhere…

And I'm singing Whoa at the computer screen, does that count?

 
At 13 January 2007 at 6:34 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i missed out on all the quiz fun, which makes me sad. so here is my humble attempt (and i promise i haven't cheated by reading others people's answers):


1. this is a trick question because you do not want to grow up.
2. clearly they have been designed like this to make their ankles appear fat in comparison.
3. quintus.
4. gulliver.
5. wendy.
6. can't remember the name, but it was with mik and ailuj and you sang 'regurgitated blubber' and 'eat your peas'
7. teaching english. or singing in an exciting opera somewhere foreign.
8. clearly bilbo, and this is so obvious it does not need explanation.
9. i'm afraid i must conceed ignorance in this area.
10. god gave me legs so that i could run. and so that i could be ginormous and tower above mere mortals.
11. i cannot decide on just one. it depends on the sitautoion.
12. awfully tight?

that is all. lots of love from missy toto xoxoxo


ps> i'm now in ireland and looking for a flat. no luck yet, but i nearly moved into one place that had a pet python. hehe :)

 
At 13 January 2007 at 6:36 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when do we get our points?

 
At 14 January 2007 at 10:12 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1) an astronaut
2) because they don't need big feet to stand in the kitchen
3)John Dorian (J.D.)
4) a "not bright" big person
5) Tootles because he loses his marbles
6) The Big Pink Fluffy Ducks... who were the original writers of the sponge bob square pants theme song
7) Living at home being a cat lady
8) Rosie Cotton... because she has curly hair like you and me [Ruth]
9) Someone who isnt bald
10) So you can walk into my kitchen and cook me some eggs... and i didnt read daves answer before i new that one so i didn't cheat
11) My heavenly good monsters are worlds apart
12) going to fly a kite
we singing la de da de la fa fa le da de da

 
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