writing essays for dummies
here is my foolproof essay writing template:
"Sorry, I did not understand the question. But here are some of my thoughts:
[Insert anything you know about the paper here. Doesn't have to relate to the question. As long is it sounds fancy and like you know what you are talking about.]
Bless your socks. Love from [insert name here]"
(this post isn't actually about writing essays. it is an analogy. 10 points if you can work out what it is an analogy for.)
posted by Natalie @ 1:48 pm
12 Comments:
One of the essays you've marked?
Or one could take a real subject and not have to write essays...
The post is an analogy for women. And yes, do a real course and never write an essay. NEVER!
It could be an analogy about:
* sermons
* people who try to help you
* lecturers who do not actually answer your questions
By the way, I am studying a real subject, but I have to write essays this year. (I had to write an essay for a logic paper!) This seems to be the problem with graduate study.
That actually kinda sounds like Microsoft Tech Support.
ahhhh...bless you socks, Lord father Jesus, *hands holding a pound cake*
God Bless Smudge
(and I like the scarf and T-shirt look....what?!)
JESUS!!!!!!!! It's got to be Jesus.
Or maybe its an analogy of an analogy. LIke Narnia......
Or the media. Yes, it must be the media
Sounds more like a political debate, except for that last bit.
And moving my blog screwed up my picture on blogger. (:
Men. An analogy for men.
Yeah, but that's the boring (and slightly offensive) answer...
More offensive than Hermes' comments?
How am I offensive? At least I don't hide behind anonymous, admitted I am a pseudonym, but those who matter know who I am.
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