writing essays for dummies

here is my foolproof essay writing template:

"Sorry, I did not understand the question. But here are some of my thoughts:

[Insert anything you know about the paper here. Doesn't have to relate to the question. As long is it sounds fancy and like you know what you are talking about.]

Bless your socks. Love from [insert name here]"



(this post isn't actually about writing essays. it is an analogy. 10 points if you can work out what it is an analogy for.)

i can make pretty videos too! see!

(well, i did not so much make the video as i did the soundtrack to the video. but it is a jolly good soundtrack. very...idiomatic.)


here is one that another group in my performing arts class made. they are much more witty than i am.



ps. i feel the need to point out that I CONQUERED YOUTUBE! woohoo! (finally)