things from Matthew

- There's no 'I' in team, but there is one in 'Natalie'!

things from Simon

And now for some facts on 23 thanks to Uncyclopedia.
* 23 is the largest number.
* Nobody really likes 23.
* If you have a dream about 23 and 5 at the same time, a parallel universe will be created which swallows you.
* All awesome people are born on the 23rd of June. (Though an exception may be generated in your case.)

Pointless unfact: On May 27, 1032 The first "Knocke, Knocke: whoeth art there?" joke was performed in public in England.

who said it?

"Yes, I am the ninja worship leader of stealth."

song about the world's doom

calculator + birthday = BIRTHULATOR

today i am 22.98 (4 s.f.) years old.

steal my thunder!

Apparently, this phrase originated back in the olden times, in Shakespeare's theatre. You see, when they wanted thunder as a sound effect in a play, one of the stage hand types would roll a canon ball (yes - a canon ball) across some metal stuff way up above the stage. Understandably, this was quite a sought after job, and it often happened that one stage hand had their canon ready to roll across the metal when another stage hand would steal the canon ball and take all of the noise-making glory for themselves. Hence the phrase 'stealing one's thunder', meaning stealing the limelight away from someone.