chocolate is stupid

well, it is.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

need to get a bike

i would like to apologise for anything i may or may not have said last night.
i was stupid.
i reckon chocolate probably had something to do with it.

15 Comments:

At 18 March 2006 at 4:02 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bikes are good.

 
At 18 March 2006 at 6:42 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

An anonymous person that wasn't me...Hold me; I'm scared.

Chocolate always has something to do with it. If all else fails, blame Patrick.

 
At 18 March 2006 at 6:51 pm, Blogger essie said...

Hehe, you can't say that, anything sugary is my excuse!

Nat, you were fine last night. Quit worrying (again, that's my area of expertise...)

We love you, regardless of how silly/serious you are :)

Oh, and bikes suck. Sorry anonymous person, but I have to disagree. They hurt your toosh, and you get helmet hair (unlike in teen-angsty hollywood movies where the girl always looks perfect). Of course, I can say that 'cause I always have easy access to a car...

 
At 19 March 2006 at 1:59 pm, Blogger Pete Williamson said...

Bikes are amazing. Don't hurt their feelings.

 
At 19 March 2006 at 2:42 pm, Blogger Natalie said...

yea, bikes are amazing, but imagine how stupid if you thought you would save money by biking to work every morning and then i got caught for, like, speeding or something. man, you would have to be pretty stupid for that to happen. either that or get your hair stuck in front of your eyes.

 
At 19 March 2006 at 3:11 pm, Blogger essie said...

stoopid hair...

...dolt! Yeah okay, I renounce that. (I really need to think of another word).

 
At 19 March 2006 at 5:50 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bikes are good, but they do lead to the excessive development of that muscle just above your knee, which is kind of creepy and masculine. Although, if you're into that, then by all means get a bike.

Perhaps if you encased your head in a bubble then you might prevent helmet hair. You could possibly market these bubbles. Helmet hair is a big problem facing society. As is hat-hair.

 
At 19 March 2006 at 10:23 pm, Blogger Michelle Mama Bear said...

Don't ruin your new straight hair! It looks pretty! Flag the bike idea! (You could get an exercycle! You won't need a helmet!)

 
At 21 March 2006 at 11:29 am, Blogger Natalie said...

*image big scary slightly crazed natalie eyes*
get me my plug!
i need to be plugged in!

 
At 21 March 2006 at 7:51 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

straight hair!!!!!! has this world gone mad?

 
At 21 March 2006 at 7:52 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ps. i have to make another comment just so it there isn't a prime number of comments. evil prime numbers.

 
At 21 March 2006 at 7:53 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

pps. but multiples of five are best of all *sighs with satisfaction* and no one better ruin it! hurry up and do a new post!!!!

 
At 21 March 2006 at 8:28 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prime numbers are awesome. How could you ever think anything else?

I mean, I would much rather be 19 than 20. Waiting until 23 is unbearable. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 22 March 2006 at 1:49 pm, Blogger Pete Williamson said...

Seventeenth!!!

Go Prime! They give us free-to-air cricket these days!

 
At 23 March 2006 at 12:54 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

prime numbers should be removed from the english language! and all numerical situations as well. they are abhorrent. how could you even think of praising their inherent asymmetrical ways. goddamn lack of balance and goodness.

ps. but we all know (and if you don't, please ask to read joryan's magnificent essay on the matter) that 18 is the best number of all!

 

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