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this is a post about peter.

apart from being ridiculously good looking with lovely long blond locks that seem to dance in the breeze, dr williamson is incredibly humble and wise. he is especially wise in his dealings with women: PAs, wives, you name it, he knows how to put them in their place. and they all love him for it - what woman could resist his manly charm?

he doesn't like to boast and would never admit to this himself, but peat is a wonder with the small children. he selflessly gave them a valuable lesson in the consequences of bribery while we were at summer wine, and he is able to reuse his talks with such finesse that the children don't even realise that they are hearing the same thing twice.

oh pether, you deserve so much more attention than we give you. quick, pay attention to pete before he feels left out. it is such a hassle for him when he has to go to the effort of drawing attention to himself by his own sparkling humour and witty repartee.


(DISCLAIMER: the above was intended as gentle mockery of our good friend pete and is in no way intended to be offensive or nasty. mainly just to give him attention cos i knew he wanted it :) we luv ya, buddy)