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Monday, May 22, 2006

essay status: done

i feel like information is coming to me from everything and it is too much to process so it mainly gets put into storage until i have time. it is almost always left in storage. either that or it gets put on a list. i don't know what i would do without lists. probably nothing would ever get done and i would forget everything. here is a list of things that please me so that i will never forget what i was pleased about on may 22 2006:

- i get to have coffee with a very lovely lady called anna this week
- i get to go to a very lovely lady's birthday party this weekend
- i am almost a real birthday. so for one day, i will not be a fraction of a year old but a whole entire year. pretty cool.
- there is a new but secretive reader of my blog which pleases me very much. keep reading!! and comment!! (yup, now you have been mentioned three times :)
- i handed in three things today, two of those things being the last things i needed to do for a paper!! only one essay and one exam to go...
- i have the best friends and family ever!
- i think rory and lorelai may reconcile real soon (on gilmore girls), i will be so pleased when they do. when. i hope she gets rid of that nasty logan though..
- plans for youth alpha camp are really starting to come together. it is going to be awesome!
- christian wears a thong
- i talked to someone in my lecture today. like, actually talked! and didn't sound insane!
- my mummy is taking me out for coffee tomorrow.
- i have sarah hughes on my ipod!
- i get to tell sarah what to do on friday!
- i finally learned how to spell available!!!!
- hamish. hamish, you are cool.

things that do not please me:
- i used far too many exclamation marks in that first list. sorry.
- hamish cannot come to camp. stinkers. we will miss him!
- christian wears a thong.
- logan (more like schmogan).
- LIES!
- sarah's cooties. (yup, sarah has cooties. they are icky, i would stay away from her if i was you).

14 Comments:

At 22 May 2006 at 7:52 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

essay status: limbo

new blog readers are awfully exciting. welcome to the new reader :)

this boy i like told me that he writes a blog and i am trying to locate his blog without overtly asking him what his blog address is. any suggestions? so far google has not been helping me. i search for his name and key characteristics might be mentioned on his blog but nothing has come up.

in other news: natalie, i love you very much. we must rendezvous soon (before i have to go into hiding). actually i am in pseudo-hiding at the moment, so perhaaps we can meet up in a week or three??

 
At 22 May 2006 at 8:08 pm, Blogger essie said...

hmmm, if you can't find it on google, where can you find it??

I would try and narrow it down to a blog type, and then search from there.

So you could, completely offhand, complain about how slow and clumpy blogger is, next time you are around said boy. That gives him lotsa opportunity to either agree (ergo he uses blogger) or recommend the blog type he uses.

[I hope you don't mind me offering my oh-so-uninvited opinion missy toto...I don't think I've actually addressed you in person before. And I have cooties, watch out!]

Natalie, you are cool. And so nearly old, so enjoy your youth while you can. Huggies is glad your essay status is DONE!! well done you. I might give you something more for your iPod, but only on 1 condition: you have to help me find chords. Chords!!! Nasty flighty things that don't like to be tied down. Especially when I'm branching out to previously uncharted territory like blues...

 
At 23 May 2006 at 5:29 pm, Blogger Pete Williamson said...

Essay One status: Done

Essay Two status: Commencement is impending

 
At 23 May 2006 at 6:57 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

essay status: madness

thank you very much for your advice, huggies :) always welcome.
he uses this "my space" thing. i shall have to do more investigation, though because searching that site has not proved fruitful. perhaps he uses a codename...mysterious anonymity of the web.

 
At 23 May 2006 at 7:38 pm, Blogger Natalie said...

speaking of finding out about, i have recently come across interesting information on that person whose address i found on the electoral role. missy toto you know the one :) the putting-on-your-pyjamas-and-what-not fixer. this concurrently pleases and intrigues me.

huggies i am trying my darndest to enjoy my youth, honest! (are young people allowed to say darndest?)
you will get to meet missy toto at my birthday party. you all will!! even you pether. speaking of which, i need rsvps. they make me feel happy. i have an excel document and i get to colour in squares every time someone rsvps. help me to colour the squares!! (blog is an appropriate method of rsvp)

 
At 24 May 2006 at 9:57 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

natlie, i am not sure who you are referring to with your electoral role hint - is it the house we drove past that day? what does this pyjama thing mean? i am a little out of touch with such code words these days.

ps. yomcat - i love pedophiles so bring on a relationship with this man-boy-love proponent. fantastic. i am currently searching via your method. wow. this blog is proving to be very helpful in assisting with my daily research.

pps. and yes, you will all get to meet me at natile's part-ay. very exciting. i am looking forward to it so much :)

 
At 25 May 2006 at 9:28 am, Blogger Pete Williamson said...

Essay status: only a few hours to go!

 
At 25 May 2006 at 10:39 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

reason why it is important to go to the dentist every six months: so you don't wake up one morning with half your face swollen and scary looking sores all over your gums and tongue.

oh well, thank god for emergency appointments.

on a more negative side - i am going to look like such a freak for my lecture tonight with the paedophile. i hope he gets to know me before he judges me on my hideous appearance. either that, or by some weird coincidence he finds disfigured girls to have a certain je ne sais quoi - i'd be SO in.

 
At 25 May 2006 at 1:17 pm, Blogger essie said...

this be rsvp from the hug-gie
...s

word.
we all need a little colour.

(disclaimer: this retournez si vous plait is for myself and myself alone. we will be appear as ourselves since we are one of natalie's favourite things).

missy toto, you make me giggle ;)

 
At 25 May 2006 at 5:33 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want in too! I'm feeling all left out in the cold because a whole conversation of 13 comments has proceeded without any input from moi- although now I come to think of it, do I really have anything to say??

Well- you can colour in the little Ruth-shaped box on your Excel spreadsheet, because I will be coming to your party! And I will do my darndest (I can say that because I'm old) to get Shane to come too.

Ooh- and I have a theory as to the identity of Missy Toto- but I shall wait until the party to test it...

 
At 25 May 2006 at 9:44 pm, Blogger Natalie said...

ruth: ay, you may have met missy..she was at a certain party..and i beleive we discussed her on tuesday..
yomcat: so you are coming now? are you sure? i wouldn't want you to waste your saturday evening. (and there are separate michael and melissa boxes).
missy toto: i will fill you in at our next rendez-vous.
pether: well done. do you rsvp?
huggies: thank you
david john: where are you?

 
At 25 May 2006 at 11:18 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ruth - we have already met (you were leaning against a doorway and had nice hair), but i do not think you knew that i was missy toto. i think you were introduced to me under my other name.

my horrible disfigurement must have put off said boy. he politely declined a ride home tonight and said he had "work to do in the library". it's all right. i can take a hint. pfft.

 
At 29 May 2006 at 4:27 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well- my hypothesis relating to the identity of Missy Toto has been supported! Yay me. Yes- we did meet at a certain party and yes, I was introduced to you under your other name. I didn't expect you to remember me though, Missy Toto. And it is true that Natalie and I were talking about you on Tuesday- but don't fret- I was just telling her of our conversation about Hugh Laurie :)
(I'm glad you like my hair).

 
At 12 June 2006 at 12:08 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are cooties the same thing as nits?

 

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