chocolate is stupid

well, it is.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

it's that special day again....

22 and a half today!!

ooh yea.

check me out!

i don't have the company car; i ain't swinging at two below par......but i know how to drive cars! and i know that two below par is a golf thing.

22 and a half!
22 and a half!

that is the same as 22 and 6 twelfths. or 22 and two quarters. the possibilities are endless!

well, i guess now that i am so old i should say something responsible.

um.
- always brush your teeth or you will have to pay lots of money for fillings and root canals.
- ask questions.
- never run across the road. and if you have to, at least look both ways first.
- don't carry boxes that are too heavy and lose your grip on them just as you trip over the curb. it will end in tears. and broken boxes. so don't do it. (and if you do, make up a cool story. something to do with dragons usually works for me.)
- sometimes kazoos are not helpful. always check if it is helpful before doing it.

22 and a half!

it's okay, i don't expect gifts.
just your emails telling me how wonderful i am.
thank you.




ps. happy birthday Jakob!! welcome to two-year-old-hood :)


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3 Comments:

At 27 November 2007 at 5:30 pm, Blogger essie said...

Kazoos are not always helpful?

Who doesn't like kazoos?!

It's like saying you don't like accordions or drums.

Some people...

Happy half-Birthday peaches :)

 
At 27 November 2007 at 10:01 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations on being 8219 days old.

 
At 27 November 2007 at 10:02 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, when are kazoos helpful and not helpful?

 

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