chocolate
it is stupid. whose idea was it anyway?! ooh it makes me so mad. with its stupid numen. i am fairly certain that everything that is wrong with my life stems from chocolate. or will stem from chocolate. i am motivated by chocolate, hindered by chocolate, and spend at least 98% of the time that i am awake working out how to best avoid chocolate. so why have it? why does it even exist? is it some loser's idea of a funny joke? tell me!! and if the person who invented chocolate is reading this, you'd better have a darn good explanation for what you have done. go and sit in the corner.
posted by Natalie @ 9:17 am
6 Comments:
you've dedicated a whole blog to hating chocolate? fair enough...although i highly doubt that the person who invented chocolate would be reading this. i think they died a few hundred years ago :oP
did you have some emotionally scarring chocolate experience when you were younger for you to harbour such dislike? did a giant chocolate bar eat your mother or something?
Cheese is still cool, right?
I think the distaste Natalie feels for chocolate is felt by most females at one stage or another (possibly by males too...let me know).
It's that terrible feeling of being enslaved to something that you're sure will taste fabulous and will make you feel soooo much better...but when you have it is so disappointing, and gives you headaches, and acne, and makes you feel guilty and even worse than before you ate it. But about ten seconds later, you're thinking about it again.
Does that about cover it?
Nice blog by the way Nat :) You could make the background brown, do a chocolate-theme, with little yoda natalies running around with laser beams....
[oops, did I actually type that? Sorry].
Sucker!
ooh i don't like you mister. you have such cheek.
dave, cheese is cool but only when it is sitting there not being eaten or when you are eating it.
i would make it pretty and brown with laser beams (i really like this laser beam idea, has definite potential) but i don't know things about computers or the interweb. i'm thinking lasers on maybe some kind of headband device around my head that i could run around annhililating numen with whenever i see any...
Natalie I have the best plan...that will keep us both happy... GIVE ALL YOUR CHOCOLATE TO ME!!!!
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